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Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago Your Humble Narrator Alex is ranked 9,592 nd in the world and 89 th in NationStates for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,948.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index. Your Humble Narrator Alex's national animal is the Droog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. One can walk from one side of Clockwork Orange to the other without setting foot on Your Humble Narrator Alexian soil, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Average income is an amazing 319,458 Nadsats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,568,720 per year while the poor average 9,112, a ratio of 281 to 1. The frighteningly efficient Your Humble Narrator Alexian economy, worth a remarkable 7,570 trillion Nadsats a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clockwork Orange.
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The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.699 billion Your Humble Narrator Alexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs. The A Clockwork Orange of Your Humble Narrator Alex is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anthony Burgess with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.